Things a Gamer Must Know! (Some funny truths about video games)

1. How to fit shapes between other shapes

2. How to tap buttons in a combo

3. How to aim ahead and at the head

4. When to screen cheat

5. Always kill a noob

6. How to boost/drift your Ferrari

7. Know a=jump, trigger=attack

8. When to rage-quite

9. When to show off your highscore

10. When to use mana/life potions

11. When to use your special attack

12. How to judge a jumping distance

13. When to help your mates then betray them

14. Always use your best weapon

15. What dialogue choice to pick

16. Know what to learn in skill tree

17. When to use the 'I win button'

18. When to play nice and when to play hard-core

19. How to rocket-jump

20. When to lay out 'The Law'

21. No mid combat looting because that's just rude

22. Never walk in front of the screen… never